Do you have kids?
Student: Miss, do you have kids?
Me (out loud): God no!
Me (in my head): Yes. Yes, I have 120. All of you crazy kiddies. I don’t need any more of my own!
Student: Miss, do you have kids?
Me (out loud): God no!
Me (in my head): Yes. Yes, I have 120. All of you crazy kiddies. I don’t need any more of my own!